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Archive for January, 2011

That’s right sports car fans, we are working tire-lessly when our mom lets us on the computer (I’m 37
I should get the computer time extended soon, hopefully), and anyways we are working on building
the site and changing it to a blog format that mimics Jalopnik before the made the change. We hope to
also have the comment quality of our readers as they did before everyone got all serious and bitchy.
We are not only going to talk about every car thing other than Nascar we are going to work to create
our own Nascar series, seriously let’s take a brief with some facts that aren’t checked, look at what
the sport should be. We know Nascar started from moonshiners racing their cars that were developed
out of necessity in order to out run the police who at that time just wanted to get bit & lit off that shit
anyways. Later they organized races and competed and then rules were set in place. Today you have
to have millions to get into Nascar and it has differentiated itself from itself further than any sport I can
think of. So here is my idea of a Nascar series. Three categories of 4cyl, 6cyl, and 8cyl classes that are
American (soil) manufactured cars that have to be bought locally at a dealership completely stock and
you get to place a roll cage, fuel cell, and replace glass, that’s it, tires and brakes and everything wear
and tear have to be replaced with the same exact OEM parts. This would be true stock car racing and
hopefully get big enough to spurn a manufacturers competition, wait do the big 3 even build cars on
American soil anymore? Okay so we will be driving a bunch of Camry’s, Kia’s, and Hyundai’s then.

If you had your own racing series to build what would you race and how would you keep the cheaters
from finding loopholes? I have noticed that even tractor racing has gotten to the point where you need
sponsorship from a 24hr energy drink that makes your dick small just to pay for parts. Want to hear
from you and find out what you want to race and how you would classify it into competitive groups to
keep racing nice and tight. I am thinking about starting a pallet jack racing series so we can soon see
carbon fiber pallet jack that have been wind-tunnel tested for maximum efficiency and have rollers
made of titanium and unicorn tears.