ACD Meet

Archive for August, 2010

ACD is an acronym for Accelerated Corner Drivers or Asshole Can Drive your choice we don’t care. But
we are a group of car enthusiasts that have gotten together and take corners rather than sit on our
bums and talk about how we are saving up for an LED lit tailpipe that coughs panties. We want to be
able to interact with other members who are in local areas throughout and meet up to test our skills at
tracks and in open lots or wherever you can do a time attack without collecting too many pets and small
children in the grill. We do frown upon street racing when you get caught. If you cause an accident by
your stupidity then we keep you onboard to ridicule you to no end. But in some seriousness we want to
have fun and shed our cubicle shithole for some skidpad scorching. Sure people make their cars fast but
if I want acceleration in a straight line then I put on my best camo and mullet wig and go down to the
local drag strip. Taking corners is an art and as most car enthusiasts around the world think Americans
can only turn around an oval track and promote boner pills and energy shots. We are a congregation
of drivers that go to our church each weekend to push our vehicles to the limit and hone our skills.
This site is to inform you of meetings, races, and give you tips on weight reduction, suspension tuning,
power management, and anything else that helps you take a corner faster. One of the first experiments
we hope to achieve is to take a basic stock car and place wider tires by small increments and test the
skidpad and lap time. After the tire test we will work on springs, struts, and shocks. This should help to
show you some good yet somewhat inexpensive ways to get started. We also and mainly want to hear
from you and what you want and have done to your cars. We want to see picks and hear some goofy
comments. We hate know-it-alls and crybaby bitches so don’t be these guys and girls. If you explain with
reason we want that but if you ridicule for lack of knowledge you are an ass as we want to bring the
wise and the newcomer to congregate with one another and pass on knowledge about the passion we
have come to adore.